Calvin: "Do you hate being a girl?"
Susie: " It's gotta be better than the alternative."
Calvin: "What's it like? Is it like being a bug?"
Susie: "Like a WHAT!?"
Calvin: "I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them. But they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it."
:: Calvin gets beaten up ::
Calvin: "I must've put my finger on it."